Friday, 3 July 2009

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Just clicked my google reader.
I have (166) new items.
I will read them.
When I read my new items I read them oldest first.
The oldest unread item is from Kira's tumblr.
I sent Kira a book once.
I wonder if she got it.

My socks are off.
Party.

I am eating East Anglian little gem lettuce with ASDA vinaigrette and balsamic vinegar and salt.
Party.

Also drinking water.
Eat my party.

I just read something from Brandon's blog.
Reminded me that I read "during my nervous breakdown i want to have a biographer present" last week.
Krammer sent it to me.
Thank you, Krammer.
I enjoyed it.
I liked the SCIENCE FICTION parts and the INSTANCES OF GENOCIDE.
The INSTANCES OF GENOCIDE made me invent an inappropriate genocide joke, which was "Arby's Makes Fries".
Then I made sure that Arby's makes fries, because we don't have Arby's in my country.
And then I Googled my joke and apparently >7 people have made the joke previously.

Also I invented an inappropriate 'Nation of Islam' joke, which was "Black Qu'rants"

I read most of Brandon's book on the way to work.
Then I read the remaining bits on my lunch break.
On the way home I tried to find a 'representative' poem to show Becky.
But I couldn't so I just showed her the line "you are an extremely alert, confused frog".
And she didn't like it.
But I like that line.
I liked plenty of lines.

I just ate a pizza.
The lettuce was a 'starter'.
The pizza was a 'main'.
I'll keep you updated.

Down to (156) now.

T linked to a picture so I am going to put it at the top of this post.
This post is now 'nsfw' but it's the weekend so go buttfuck Geppetto.

Received kind of this from Adam Coates today.
I am about to open it.
Also received this from him:



COATESY!!!


Just spent 20 minutes reading this comment stream at HTMLG.
I am an advocate of Lee Klein.


Jimmy was involved in the stream.
Just saw that he also posted this.
Jimmy is very trustable and unswayable.


OK.
Down to (99).


Pausa.

5 smart guys:

xTx said...

Go buttfuck gepetto fuck yeah!

That pic rules.

Matt DeBenedictis said...

EAT MY PARTY should be the new FUCK OFF. The revolution will be a gesture.

ryan manning said...

Mister Geppetto, a fictional character, is the creator of Pinocchio in the 1883 novel, 1940 film and subsequent versions.

kira said...

I DID I DID I DID AND I SENT YOU ONE IN RETURN! EMAIL TO COME ONCE I RETURN FROM PHOEEENIXXXXX!

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